101 Signs That You’ve Been Playing Too Much Minecraft

1. You’ve tried getting wood by punching the trees in your backyard.

2. You’ve tried mining for coal in your backyard.

3. Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.

4. You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.

5. When dusk falls, you panic, run home, and pray you don’t run into any zombies.

6. You arrange office supplies in groups of 64.

7. You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.

8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)

9. You’re on the “all bacon, all the time” diet.

10. You always carry a backpack of tools with you everywhere you go.

11. You’ve reached the size limit for all of your worlds.

12. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with records.

13. You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.

14. You have an entire chest (in game) filled with diamonds.

15. You’re saving up for a diamond pickaxe (in real life)

16. You’ve carved a series of two-meter high tunnels under your home (while looking for coal and iron.)

17. You’ve built your own crafting workbench in your garage.

18. You’ve painstakingly gathered enough spider webs together to make something vaguely resembling a brick (and you plan on painting on it once it has a proper frame of sticks!)

19. When you yell “CREEPER!” all your friends duck or scatter.

20. You’ve tried every possible option on the Painterly Pack Customizer.

21. You’ve spent whole days doing nothing but building things on Minecraft.

22. You check Notch’s blog daily just to see if there are any new updates.

23. You’ve taken up cactus farming (and you don’t even live in an arid area.)

24. You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.

25. You go into rock shops looking for Redstone.

26. You pray night after night that, when you die, you won’t go to the nether

27. You wouldn’t mind going to the nether as long as there’s an obsidian gateway there (and you have flint and steel.)

28. You can’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.

29. Your solution to saving energy is to go dig for lightstone.

30. You dream in pixels

31. You’ve installed a pressure-plate for your front door.

32. You honestly believe that you can just gather lava in a bucket and carry it back to your forge.

33. You leave the house genuinely angry that you haven’t found enough clay in your world to make a house (yet.)

34. You’ve exchanged your real bed for one made of stone and wool.

35. You’ve dug down to the bedrock (in your own backyard.)

36. You STILL don’t understand why your wooden pick axe won’t break through solid stone.

37. You gather mushrooms believing that, as long as you make stew with one red one and one brown one, it will be edible.

38. You scour gravel driveways for flint.

39. You’ve gathered sand and put it in the oven in the hopes that it would turn into glass.

40. You explore local caves hoping you’ll run across a mob spawner (and mossy cobblestone!)

41. You’ve recreated famous monuments (and buildings) in Minecraft

42. You don’t believe trees have roots or branches, only logs and leaves.

43. You take solace in the fact that Minecraft weather never changes.

44. You know every bug (and you’re always one of the first players to exploit them.)

45. You feel safe as long as you have a door between you and something that wants to kill you.

46. You’ve gathered enough obsidian to build your own real-life nether portal (and you can’t understand why it doesn’t work!)

47. You miss your pig spawner

48. You’ve seen Herobrine.

49. You have a Minecraft-themed tattoo

50. You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction

51. You’ve read (and critiqued) others’ Minecraft fan fiction

52. You’ve made minecraft block-themed decorations (and put them up for the holidays)

53. Your business card includes a line like “Minecraft Master.”

54. All your friends play Minecraft

55. Your dog plays Minecraft.

56. You’ve been inspired to start your own farm (but can’t understand why it doesn’t take care of itself.)

57. You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft.

58. The biggest open pit mine in the world was built by you, in Minecraft.

59. You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore.

60. Your Minecraft worlds have been developed into huge, sprawling cities (and no one else is playing on them.)

61. You’ve panhandled with a sign that says “will Minecraft 4 food”

62. You dream of having a job digging ditches.

63. You’re constantly emailing Notch about things he should add into the game.

64. You’ve created Minecraft fan art.

65. You’ve taken the time to create papercraft art of Minecraft.

66. You support authors of articles about Minecraft (like the author of this article) by visiting their sponsors through links like those near the top of this article.

67. You’ve laid more track in Minecraft than has ever been laid in America.

68. You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode.

69. You wish every day was update day.

70. You’re learning to speak Swedish (in the hopes that you’ll get updates and rumors faster!)

71. You go from door to door asking people if they’ve heard about “the miracle of Minecraft.”

72. You revere Notch as if he were a god.

73. You believe all foods are best when cubed.

74. You’ve downloaded Minecraft music onto your MP3 player (and you listen to it while you work.)

75. You have multiple Minecraft accounts (and play on them simultaneously.)

76. You’ve eradicated all the monsters in the Nether (and built it up enough that they can’t spawn.)

77. You inspire people by telling them that the world is their Minecraft– they can build anything!

78. You’ve built more full-sized, non-functional vehicles than Leonardo da Vinci could ever have dreamed to draw.

79. You doodle blocks and new structure ideas on notepads when you’re on the phone.

80. You visit the Minecraft forums hourly.

81. When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft.

82. You’ve become a professional griefer.

83. You can find your way out of any spawn jail.

84. You’re depressed that your watch doesn’t just say when dawn and dusk are (but you’re crafting one that does.)

85. You start to believe that, in the real world, your spawn point is somewhere far, far up North.

86. You can’t understand why punching sheep in the real world doesn’t give you wool.

87. You start doing bizarre things in the game (like importing stone from the nether and turning your main world into the nether instead.)

88. You feel compelled to start playing around with gunpowder and TNT in real life.

89. You have plans to make the sun more. . . square.

90. You’re building a powerful laser in order to write “MINECRAFT!” on the moon.

91. You contribute trivia to the pages on Minepedia.

92. You can out-creep a creeper.

93. The idea of finding big gold nuggets in real life doesn’t excite you anymore.

94. You catch yourself going to the hardware store looking for iron ingots and sticks.

95. You remember Indev.

96. You start getting really skinny (because you don’t have to eat food to stay alive in Minecraft!)

97. You start drawing durability bars on your yard and garden tools.

98. You’ve killed more than your fair share of Spider Jockeys

99. Minecraft is no longer just a game for you.

100. You make at least one comparison every day between the way things work in the real world and the way they work in Minecraft.

101. You write lists and articles about Minecraft.


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Comments 682 comments

Damien Bamford 5 years ago

Thanks to this list, I'm buying Minecraft right now...

Linkusofepica 5 years ago

102. You hit pigs expecting food

minecraftia 5 years ago

103: you get frustrated when your infinit well dosint work (in real life)

minecraft is awesome 5 years ago

104: you think throwing chicken eggs will create a chicken

Taz 5 years ago

105: you leave all the lights on in the basement so that no mobs can spawn there!

person 5 years ago

106: you punch the dirt expecting a dirt brick

redslash 5 years ago

you read this article

skateward 5 years ago

107: You let yourself drown whilst looking inside a chest in hope of duplicating your beloningings.

Castle 5 years ago

108: when all things in your dreams are built out of blocks.

Baguetttte 5 years ago

You throw water at a wall and expect an infinite flow.

Brian 5 years ago

1) Fill bucket with water.

2) Send to Africa

3) ???

4) Infinite water solves global drinking water issues.

Problem, physics?

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chasemillis 5 years ago

!!! This is freaking awesome!! I definitely suffer from some of these

Haha 21 - that game is soo freaking addicting!!! There's no goal, so we can't ever win!!

btw for anyone just starting, get some mods (like flying and the fill mod). They make everything a thousand times easier. And start your own server so that you can give give yourself items using the data values. But don't start Minecraft, be warned: it's the most addicting game ever

raizen 5 years ago

109: You punch your PC in hope to get redstone

jacob 5 years ago

i am a minecraft fanatic

Eddie 5 years ago

ALot of these describe me.

I think you wrote this about me

oldrunnynose245 5 years ago

1337: You throw your bacon at herobrine, in hope for cooked bacon

HiddenFace 5 years ago

You see a plane in the sky and say, "There's a mod for that"

Innovative insurance 5 years ago

101 signs good one to know i enjoyed it

TROLOLOLOLOL 5 years ago

110: You see a ball and scream in confusion

drago 5 years ago

#111:you read this article

MinecraftCrafterWhoCraftsInMinecraft 5 years ago

I'm playing Minecraft right now as I read this in two site split mode :D

Nitro 5 years ago

112 you plan to, or have built a 1:1scale model of your house.

113 you try to renovate your house, starting by punching out your windows, and go to the emergency room.

Rectar2 5 years ago

This entire list is all facts about me!

The list above me, not below me. Only 114 is not a fact.

114: You smash a spider to get string

115: You kill your friend to get bones

116: You pick your nose to get slime for sticky pistons

117: You are going to MineCon

118: You are just writing facts about yourself in the comments

119: You spam Notch's inbox

bananaman that you wish you could meet 5 years ago

120. You call a person you steal a griefer, and shout grifer waiting for an admin to ban them (in real life)

spyke3002 5 years ago

121: You create a thousand worlds because you just have to try this awsome seed.

122: You build a giant Creeper and fill it with TNT. Then you hook it up to a Noteblock so it is like Ssssssssssssssss and then you flick the lever. Oh, wait you were staning ON it, weren't you?

James 5 years ago

123: You seem to be the first who noticed 34 should be wood and wool, NOT stone and wool.

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Earl S. Wynn 5 years ago from California Author

124: You've played minecraft long enough that you remember when beds were made of stone and wool and think anyone who hasn't been playing that long is a n00b. :D

InsaneMiner98 on YouTube 5 years ago

When you go to sleep in (REAL LIFE) U hope to wake up in MINECRAFT :)

EvilDickSix 5 years ago

125: u read this commment and you say (THIS KID MAKES NO SENCE AT ALL FOR GOOD SAKE)

Sauron1209 5 years ago

126: u cant figure out why your torches wont stay lit forever (irl)

Absolin 5 years ago

127: u wonder why trees wont float when you punch them.

Dogboy357 5 years ago

128: you read this article and count all of the things that apply to you

Dogboy357 5 years ago

these all honestly apply to me...

3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 12, 13, 14, 19, 21, 22, 24, 25, 26, 28, 29, 30, 36, 37, 38, 39, 43, 45, 47, 53, 54, 56, 57, 59, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 72, 74, 77, 79, 83, 85, 87, 89, 90, 92, 93, 98, 99, 100

and from the comments:

106, 107, 108, the comment from hiddenface, 111, 112, 118, 119, 122, 123, 124

please see this as a challenge to see which all aplly to you...

A Person 5 years ago

129: You start a diamond mine in your backyard and charge people 10 gold ingots to enter. (in real life)

A Person 5 years ago

130: You sleep with the light on to prevent mobs spawning in your room.

131: You secretly made all of the comments. . . (not a secret anymore)

Blade1209 5 years ago

132: you have a R.I.P. sign next to you while playing minecraft for when you die. (even though you never need it.)

blargg 5 years ago

133: You punch an open door and expect it to close.

A Person 5 years ago

134: You start every morning like a new world and choose creative or survival.

135: You jump off a house and expect to survive. (in real life)

finalgamer14 5 years ago

135: in school you punch all the walls, trying to grief.

billy 5 years ago

136 when you fall over or hurt yourself you quickly eat what ever food you have [in real life]

billy 5 years ago

137when playing with your mates you get one to dress up as a greaper and another a skeleton, you then get your friend dressed as a skeleton to shoot your friend dressed as a creeper to death in hope he leaves behind a record and possibly some gunpowder

138when you hear about people commiting suicide you start think about the things they missed out in life the only thing you can think of is minecraft

139you spend so much time playing minecraft that you lost your job and your house so you now live with your parents or you live in a van and drive around hacking into peoples wifi so you can play minecraft.

140you think its safe to go into lava as long as you have water close by and food after to heal yourself

141you collect coockies and apples which you store in your chest in real life.

142you don't drink water unless its the water in a mushroom stew

billy 5 years ago

143you go into peoples backyards and collect there mushrooms reeds apples pumkins and wheat.

144you thinks that if you punch a random grass until it dropps seeds that the seeds will grow into wheat

145you have pet wolves in real life

146 you use chemicles to put yourself to sleep the day before the new update comes out as you cant handle waiting.

147 you have brought a pumpkin and a few bags of ice in real life so you can make a snow golem when 1.9 comes out.

148 when people talk about animals breeding you think that there talking about 1.9

149 you cant understand why your infinite spring isn't infinite

150 you kill pigs on fire to save cooking them but cant understand why there not instantly cooked

stephon (or Jesus) 5 years ago

151 your mom wakes you up and you scream ahh creeper get away and start hitting her

Ze Bitch 5 years ago

DAMNIT I'm all above.

leetlebug 5 years ago

152: You sign up on this website to post on this forum.

153: When you walk through your house when the lights are off and wonder why there are no torches on the walls

me 5 years ago

my name is bob and i am a minecraftadict

dogboy357 5 years ago

hiii bob.

random guy 5 years ago

100000000009 u kill cows in hope of leather for leather armor

Darkclue 5 years ago

154:you cant understand why your dogs chollor dosnt turn red when you give it a bone

pokemo_miner15 4 years ago

155:you start to find creepers...attracting

Ben Perkins 4 years ago

156: You have been digging in your backyard for years trying to reach bedrock. (in real life)

157: You've been trying and trying to get into your inventory for years. (in real life)

God 4 years ago

When you're no longer addicted to TES IV: Oblivion

Notch 4 years ago

158: every thing you look at (in real life) look like blocks to you

jesus 4 years ago

159:you punch your fridge hoping milk will come out

Roflcopter 4 years ago

180: You Say "WHY IS THIS IN MINECRAFT" With Server Mods

Minecraftaddict 4 years ago

181: You wonder why there is more than 2 kinds of weather(in real life)

LeonArkadius 4 years ago

182: When you make articles like this.

183: When you read an entire [insert number here] signs that you've been playing too much Minecraft article

184: When you have over 101 mods on Minecraft.

Myoreo 4 years ago

Im Only number 145

Herobrine's brother :) 4 years ago

185: When you hear a ghost and pull your bow out.

186: You become aware that gold doesn't always come in ingots.

187: When you attempt to summon Herobrine. (in real life)

Notch's brother 4 years ago

188:you start killing yourself so you can go to your spawn

189:When you go to the wild (and wondering why is mo'criters mod is installed

190:If you think green paper is useless(Money)

Herobine Persson 4 years ago

When beds first came out it was stone and wool, beta 1.3 i think... i tottaly forgot about that!

marlyie 4 years ago

191: you wonder why the wolves attack when giving them a bone(irl)

Anonymous 4 years ago

192:You think real diamond is blue.

Roberto 4 years ago

I'm 31 48 152 155 183 184

193 You dress up as a creeper and you make the hissing noise but u acctualy blow up

TheBlockey 4 years ago

194 you haven't did any of what the signs describe because you are always playing Minecraft

mr.miner 4 years ago


you go "ooo!" every time you get hurt. (irl)

me :) 4 years ago


you've made your own creeper plushie :)

Ranbouk 4 years ago

197: You jump from the clouds on water in hopes that you won't take fall damage(in real life)

Someone that is not Notch 4 years ago

the last one should have been

"You read all of these"

Creeper face 4 years ago

198:you cant understand why dawn dosent last 10 minutes

sargent sprinkles 4 years ago

199:you go digging and hope you find a strong hold, dungon, diamond or lava

popokatepetls 4 years ago

this list is outdated... you should update it! 96. you NEED to eat food to stay alive now. and a lot of other stuff

ezio133798 4 years ago

201:you read every one of these comments

avanish 4 years ago

202 you have bought new skins at the shop which sells animal fur and woner why you don't change skin

avanish 4 years ago

203: you put a fermented spider eye and a bit of sugar in a water bottle and think you run faster

avanish 4 years ago

204: you feel low on health and you have run out of food so you go to the grave and eat some rotten flesh then you go back home and drink milk.. next day you wonder why you feel sick

hybiu 4 years ago

lol i am not addicted or a fanatic i just like the game

Lemons315 4 years ago

205: you start thinking that tall black people are damaged by water and have the ability to teleport

Lemons315 4 years ago

206: you can't understand why, when you kill a pig irl, it's body won't disappear in a puff of smoke and be replaced by floating green orbs

classified123 4 years ago

you think that hell is the nether and heaven is the end

Zombidz 4 years ago

207: You see somebody rob your house but they get away

you try to chase him but hes to fast

then you yell "GRIEFER!"

moo 4 years ago

208: You sprinkle little red dust around a lever and a lightbulb, expecting the light bulb to light up.

poop on my c()ck 4 years ago

209: You have Minecraft posters all over ur wall

210: your dreams are of you finally going to Minecon

rockdude908 4 years ago

211:you wake up at 3 am and play minecraft till mourning

Xander Kyron 4 years ago

12345678911121314... until 211 from comments and list combined fit me. Is everything too bad?

This also applies to me.....

212: Every single bit of this, past - future is you.

213: Every day you try to mine the side of your school hoping for bricks and walk home praying there are no creepers, you get paranoid, start fast-walking, then charge home thinking a creeper is following you and sizzling in front of your house so you jump on it when it's not there and hit your face on pavement

All future present and past ones describe me (1 - INFINITY)

Again, all fit me.

Jimbob the Addict IV 4 years ago

214: When you try to get in a boat with your legs sticking out.

meep223 4 years ago

215:You only wear leather clothing

Sirix 4 years ago

216: when you start seeing world holes irl

Idk123 4 years ago

216: if you put a comment on this article

crazy dofus 4 years ago

217:you never hang up clocks

218:you dig in your backyard in the morning hoping to find a dungeon holding coffe beans

219: you scream creative and hope to fly

220:you never get bored of minecraft

Blob man 4 years ago

what applies to me:

Reality suddenly isn’t cubic enough.

You’re disappointed that real saplings take more than a few hours to grow into full-sized trees.

You get angry that dirt doesn’t float in real life.

You don’t need to look on Minepedia to know the exact number of uses you can get from a given tool.

You think of the ecology of the world in terms of Minecraft biomes.

You’ve written Minecraft fan fiction

All your friends play Minecraft (well, a lot at least)

You’re learning coding just to make mods for Minecraft (I will)

You don’t bother to dig up Redstone anymore (pretty much)

You can scare your friends by sneaking up behind them and hissing like a creeper about to explode (well, actually my friends do that to me)

You wish every day was update day

You revere Notch as if he were a god

When you get together with your friends, the first topic to come up is always Minecraft

Minecraft is no longer just a game for you

TheBlockey 4 years ago

221: You are wondering why their score isn't written on the graves of people.

dalolman 4 years ago

222: You're actually sneaking over cliffs.

ROFLCOPTER5000 4 years ago

223: you're forgetting how to speak by playing in single player mode.

dakodafooll 4 years ago

3000: You wake up and try to punch the couch hoping for wood and wool

Misc 4 years ago

9001: You've build over 9000 buildings in minecraft

Sara 4 years ago

You carry torches everywhere you go.

Ry 4 years ago

227: You try to build a spawn trap on someone's farm (in real life)

Minecraft Joe 4 years ago

228: You hit a cow's udder with a bucket expecting to get a bucket of milk

229: You go to the grocery store and get angry that milk doesn't come in buckets

Nettcod 4 years ago

I saw one of them was "you take time to make minecraft papercraft". For me, that isn't minecraft addiction, it's paper addiction. I take time to make papercraft EVERYTHING.

Skylord 4 years ago

230: You signed up just to comment

spyguy8404 4 years ago

200,042: you go outside and say, 'that's a cool texture pack!

cooldude8756 4 years ago

You read the whole thing [I did :-(]

a person 4 years ago

777 you are a creeper

7777 you hit everything with a diamond pikaxe and don't get anyting and your pikaxe dosent break :(

77777 you try to get rid of everything that isn't squares


7777777square+square=your life

77777777 you run from me bceause im a creeper WAIT thats a good reason to run i am a creeper!

777777777 you scream at my 77777777

7777777777 if you see your twin you run saying AAH ITS HEROBRINE!

77777777777 you forget how to brethe from playing minecraft to much

you put for wooden planks to make a crafting table then you try to make a picaxe (c=cobble) (s=stick)




blocky minecraft! 4 years ago

Real life? I never heard this word. What does it mean? I only play minecraft. I don't do anything in real life exept play minecraft.

Undeadknight 4 years ago

817: The Creeper Uses UnHappySadFace and says Do you like dis

MinecraftFastTrack 4 years ago

231: You think that you can get a baby cow by giving two cows wheat.[in real life]

232: When your world has so many buildings there is no room in between them.

233: When you play with a furnace and you end up burning your house down.[real life]

234: When you try to make armor with fire. [real life]

iamfreakenawsome 4 years ago

235: you hope when you die you go back to spawn

236: you know how to make a 3 by 3 piston door off the top of your head

237: you wonder why people are in mineshafts

238: you daydream about minecraft

239: you run and scream from the skeleton in your biology class

240: you make building in game that are 1:18 of real buildings

241:you forgot what fallout halo bioshock and assaincreed were

ddionnehb 4 years ago

You try riding into lava with a Minecart and not die (real life)

MinecraftFastTrack 4 years ago

242: When you cry in yout sleep cause your afraid a zombie will spawn in your room cause tou have no torches.[real life]

243: When you rather have a diamond in minecraft than in real life.

244: When you love the gave more than you love your mom.

245: When you start collecting lego blocks to make your own house out of legos.

246: When you have read every comment possible on all the minecraft videos.

247: When you have watched all the videos about minecraft.

248: When your mom even says she thinks you love the game more than you lover her.

MinecraftFasTrack 4 years ago

249: When you read every comment on this page.

250: When you take wow {world of war craft} and you throw it out the window.

251: When you post more than 20 comments on this page

252: When you build a 3 story house in less than 1 hour [including everything inside it].

253: When you try to get a mod where you can build a car.[real life}

254: When you don't even go to work so you can have more time on minecraft.

255: When you can't walk cause you have been sitting too long.

a person 4 years ago

14when a creeper/zombie/skeleton actually does spawn in ur house (real life)

01134when you sleep for 20 seconds like they do in minecraft, notice it isn't day then play minecraft UNTIL day

707your middle name is minecraft

663play so long you break bedrock

0113 you play so much minecraft you don't read this

did you notice those are all words on cauculators 14=hi 01134=hello 707=lol 663=egg 0113=ello

MinecraftFasTrack 4 years ago

256: You play so much your computer gets fried

257: You mined so much there is only one layer between you and bedrock.

258: Your girlfriend got you this game and you loved it so much that you dumoed the girl so you love the game more

259: When you put as many numbers as me

260: In you spare time you dig a hole in your backyard looking for diamonds [real life]

Steve 4 years ago

lol this is funny as the Nether! (XD, jk.)

i think mine is #21....

naan 4 years ago

You can't understand why you can't break solid stone with a candle

Ezio133798 4 years ago

262: you try put lava in a bucket

someone 4 years ago

you wonder why you cant make a hut of stone on a tree.

you actually managed to break trough bedrock with sapplings

Each time you see a plane u hope that the "enderdragon" didn't see you

Theozor 4 years ago

263 You buy a plane, thinking you can put coal in the fuel tank as fuel and plugging a keyboard into the panel to use the buttons as controls.

264 You don't know what a country is.

265 When you put leaves on the ground

Theozor 4 years ago

you think they will dissapear.

louis 4 years ago

you completed the game in 1.7.3

Hammertron2000 4 years ago

267: when you punch a tree for wood then magically turn into planks for a wood pick that can supposedly break through stone

268: you put gold and iron ores in the oven hoping gold and iron ingots will come out

269: you sued notch becuase he didn't invite u to minecon

270: both of your 2 best friends only wear minecraft t shirts

271: your dad grounded you dor a month and threw ur alien ware computer down the stairs for playing too much

272: ur brother has jioned the religion of notch

273: you believe that in jenga that if you remove all bottom blocks it will float

274: u believe you can live forever if u keep eating

275: u insist to ur teacher that the world is square

276: u see a ball and call the police

277: you believe if cobblestone in ur microwave it will turn to stone

278: you sued someone for playing with a ball not a cube

279: you were walking down the street and u c an ad that covers mob damage

Hammertron2000 4 years ago

280: oh and u tried to swim

Up a waterfall

hhhhhhhheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetbgufd 4 years ago

281 you think you can make a mansion in a few days.

Boomer 4 years ago

282: You don't care if you die in real life because you think if you do, you just respond again!

Desmond 4 years ago

283: You install every mod ever thinking they will all be comatiable then realize that your game crashed.

284: When your game crashes you kill yourself because you didn't know how to backup your world but somehow knew how to install mods.

alexbuzzbee 4 years ago

281: you jump in the air twice hoping too fly

Me 4 years ago

#what ever it is: You go to the opticians to order a hd texture pack.

Ninjacat 4 years ago

You try to train your dog to attack farm animals.

Ninjacat 4 years ago

You throw eggs at walls hoping to hatch a chicken.

Loverofminecraft 4 years ago

282: You realize that there are no more minecraft comments, so you make another

Ninjacat 4 years ago

285: You Love Minecraft So much that you got a lot of your friends to play it now they're addicted too. This applies to me :)

Ninjacat 4 years ago

You go to Minecon.

Ninjacat 4 years ago

You go outside and you try (unsuccessfully)to shove a bone in a wolf's mouth.

mcfanatic 4 years ago

On a foggy day you try to turn the world's render distance up

evilkat2010 4 years ago

I though it was 101 signs not almost 300 xD

Jesse 4 years ago

286: You read 286 of these.

287: You changed your name to Steve.

288: You punch holes in doors to make them look right.

289: you get plastic surgery to have a blocky body

290: You stalk chickens hoping they'll lay an egg.

291: You light pigs and cows on fire when you get hungry.

292: Your scared of black people.

293: You glue together a stick and 3 stones so you can go outside and hit a tree with it.

294: You exit the world and make a new one.

295: You don't know how to read a clock.

296: You attempt to grief someone's house by hitting it with flint and steel.

297: You pay your taxes with diamonds and gold ingots.

298: You punch a hole through the wall and have a bow and arrows ready on Halloween.

299: You make carpet by putting colored powder on wool.

300: You don't know how to talk.

301: Your paranoid.

andrew 4 years ago

i suffer from most of these

spore2go 4 years ago

302: When you start a religion worshiping Notch

spore2go 4 years ago

303: When you convert all your friends to play minecraft

spore2go 4 years ago

304: When you want to make the moon a square

spore2go 4 years ago

305: when all of these apply to you

spore2go 4 years ago

306: when your ocd makes you want to tear down your house because your neighbors is better

cake_5 4 years ago

307:you play with your paper crafts all day:)

California 4 years ago

After my first day of playing, which involved about 6 consecutive hours containing ~15 minute breaks every 30m-1h, I had a #30.

Meh 4 years ago

308 You think the world is a HD texture pack.

309 You know more than the Wiki.

310 You wonder how people can live without minecraft.

311 The only word you know is "minecraft."

312 You keep trying to get armor from cows.

313 When you want a war to end, you try hard to turn PVP off.

314 You spam Notch's inbox hourly.

GamerDude9000 4 years ago

313. You made a minecraft costume and tried breaking down your home with your foam pick and sword

ummm ummm pie 4 years ago

314 you know all the minecraft songs by heart

Fuck you S.O.P.A 4 years ago

315: you get scared when your room is dark

my name is name!! 4 years ago

316 you don't want Mob spawners to spawn anything but skeletons for bone and arowws

*-* 4 years ago

316: You make 'arrow to the block' jokes.

GemDragon 4 years ago

317: You think if u go to bed next to tall black ppl ur bed will blow up.

318: You cry yourself to 20 seconds of sleep when u here that Notch threatened to put the complete minecraft pack out with no more updates

319: U spray paint ur cat white and shove bones down its throat hoping for a tamed wolf.

320: You've annoyed all ur fellow nerds by talking about monecraft.

321: U think that if you press F5 you'll see yourself in third person.

322: You don't understand why when you press shift you won't start dancing.

323: You scream at your brother for sneaking on to your server and wreaking havoc(and u don't even yell at him when he reads ue diary)

Seth 4 years ago

honestly, I do #57 and 80 XD

Notch 4 years ago

324: When you start reading the stuff that tells you if you've played too much minecraft!

Hammertron2000 4 years ago

2nd post-

325: you always have lights on to prevent mob spawn

326: u think that when ur born u choose survival or creative

327: you start eating solid gold apples and cant undestand y they don't digest and glow

stevey101 4 years ago

328: You truly believe that glass comes in cubes

329: You want to build a floating house and spend millions trying to work out why this ISN'T POSSIBLE (in real life)

aerin 4 years ago

324: when You write everything you do in minecraft in your diary.

Dante 4 years ago

325: you try to change your texture pack.(irl)

............... 4 years ago

325: When you get bored of minecraft.

akmalz 4 years ago

326: when you use fly mode too long on the pc, you stop minecraft and fell like yur flying

327: you look down or up on your pc screen whenever you cant see anything on minecraft

Gaara 4 years ago

328: You get so delirious from staying up at night to play minecraft that you go to press f13

sam 4 years ago

when your wife leaves you and your kids forget about you because you don't spend time with them and still live with them for a year cause you don't wanna go without Internets

Chriss 4 years ago

329: When you read this entire list, AND comments, and see there are about 20 things repeated. So this isn't actually # 329

StevexD 4 years ago

330:try to make planks with wood you don't can punch xD(real life)

StevexD 4 years ago

331:you have forgotten how to turn off your pc

StevexD 4 years ago

332:playing minecraft 5 hours every day 7 days the week the whole year(like me)

StevexD 4 years ago

333:you play minecraft so long you lern english when you're german (like me(again!!!))

StevexD 4 years ago

334:you dream that a enderman have stolen your walls(real life)

335:i was thinking that 335 isn't the same number as 101

StevexD 4 years ago

336:you played minecraft so long that you have changed your into steve and you have a square head xD

337:you played minecraft so long that you don't know what year now is

Pratt81 4 years ago

338: When you hear someone down the street (in real life) you think, "Oh, they're 16 blocks away."

StevexD 4 years ago

339:you have forgotten your name

epic storm 4 years ago

340: you try to make a potion with real life stuff. (irl)

whatshisface 4 years ago

341: You try to make a cake on the crafting table and don't understand why it doesn't work (real life)

MoleDownunder 4 years ago

You start typing on a portable keyboard hoping other people know what you are typing[real life]

MoleDownunder 4 years ago

343:You don't understand why people go to the bathroom.

IOL 4 years ago

344:You decide to buy a room and build a nether portal hoping you will teleport to Minecraft

tyson 4 years ago

when ya on the road and ya think if i die i come back any ways. neck minite BAMMMMMM!!!!!

ICCM Dubgamming 4 years ago

You serch the wood in luck of finding a Tribe that look like Wooki's

Breakcheck 4 years ago

346: When you stop abruptly on the Highway because those oil spots makes the road look like block of coal.

Lulwut 4 years ago

347: When you kill your friends in hope of bones(irl)

grace 4 years ago

i do that but nothing happing

Whistler 4 years ago

348: When the doors locked in real life you think to yourself "backslash thru"

Notch 4 years ago

349 everytime you hear a scary noise in caves you think its herobrine

Ralph 4 years ago

350: You throw your at walls excpecting an infinite beer stream.

351:You get really paranoid that your neighbor will steal all the diamonds that you keep in the basement.

Ralph 4 years ago


MINECRAFT-DONT LIKE IT? THEN DIE!!!!!!!q(°__°)p 4 years ago

352: When you make oobleck in science, you hit it with a sword in hope of getting slime

353: You're confused why the road map is already complete

354: You don't believe in lightbulbs

355: You steal a hospitals skeleton and bring it outside so you can get bones

356: You don't believe in women

357: You think that the only way to get something is to break it and pick up the pieces

358: You never participate in snowball fights because you think you could die

Notch rox 4 years ago

359: When your computer has a virus, you hold a funeral for it

360: Your Facebook friends:










Snow golem








Say wha 4 years ago

361: You despise speres

362: You think you can put 2 chests next to each other and get 1 large chest

363: You think you can wear a pumpkin on your head

364: You have discovered every single seed

365: You think you can disable lightning

366: You have gone blind bevause your eyes turned into squares

Minecraft player 4 years ago

367: You can't move in your minecraft house because it's full of tamed wolves.

368: You think that your oven will go 'on' when you put wood or coal in it.

Sexy 4 years ago

369 u hum the gold ore when u find it (in minecraft)

charles 4 years ago

u think jumping in water will make u float to the surface

utterrn 4 years ago

nuber 70 it's easy im from sweden. lol

If u no like minecraft u should die 4 years ago

371: You read all of these 50 times.

372: Your wife left you and your children starved to death because you never went outside, forced them to go to the store and never let them get any food for themselves.

373: 372 happened to you and you went to jail and cried for 5 years because you weren't alloud to bring your computer.

374: After 373 you knocked your cell mate out by punching him in the face screaming "CREEEEPER!!!" when he tried to rape you in the shower

375: All of the above happened

That_Person 4 years ago

376:You think that real life is way too restricting (actually everyone thinks that)

373: You create a show, promise to destroy and recreate someone's home but give up because it has gravity

AtomicNarwhal :3 4 years ago

374: Your only friend is steve (irl)

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

374: You think you can make a snow block out of 4 sonowballs (Irl).

375: You made a project to quickly build a nuclear hideout in your backyard if a meteor come to Earth (with your wooden pickaxe), and survive with a little melon farm for the needed time for the smoke to get down.

376: You don`t believe in Emeralds, Rubies or any other minerals not Coal, Iron, Gold or Diamond.

377: You think that spider are giant (irl)

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

378: You look at your wall (irl) and wonder why it`s not red like Minecraft bricks.

379: You beleive that incinerate a dead person`s corpse is to prevent zombie making, or to make fuel to a furnace.

380: You think you can simply quit from real life and continue from where you stopped.

381: You think you can craft an enchantment table that will receive power from bookshelves (irl)

382: You don`t undestand why you can`t multiply regular wood four times by putting it in your hand.

383: You wonder why the Medieval age`s Enderdagons did not destroy all the castles.

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

384: You made 10 signs.

385: You don`t understand why no archeogist ever found a stronghold.

386: You believe that fishing take no longer than a minute to get a fish (irl)

387: You made your own Minecraft movie.

388: You think the Eiffel Tower is made out of Lapis Lazulli Blocks (irl)

389: You think that the only musical note is that from the noteblock.

390: Your greatest fears are Herobrine, Creepers and the Enderdagon (irl)

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

391: You tried to craft sandstone out of sand (irl)

392: You believe nothing can be placed beside cacti, nor any item can fall there (irl)

393: You achieved the "Ghast Hunter" rank in the Minecraft forums.

394: You made Too Many Signs.

395: You plan to be the greatest Minecraft Builder of the history.

396: Hoping to find treasures in dungeons, you turned into an explorer (irl)

397: You designed your own Minecraft t-shirts.

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

398: You tamed an Ocelot hoping for it to turn into a cat (irl)

399: You created a blog just to show your Minecraft creations.

400: You made 26 signs just to create the #400.

Gabrielckc 4 years ago

401: Looking for revenge, you created a creative world, spawned 300 Ocelots and 1 Creeper in the middle of them.

samuel 4 years ago

402 you think you can use xray mod in real life

samuel 4 years ago

403 your tried flying a pig off a plane

404 you thought you can swim up waterfalls

Bennyguest 4 years ago

405. You have tried to eat cake in perfect 1/6 pieces (in real life)

Bennyguest 4 years ago

You prefer the minecraft world better than the real world

bennyguest 4 years ago

406. You have your computer programed so that every hour it screams PLAY MINECRAFT!!!!!!

bennyguest 4 years ago

you have so many viewers that you earn more money making youtube videos of minecraft than you do with your job...


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i_am_monk 4 years ago from Newcastle, Tyne and Wear, England

Thanks for this hub, i'm defiantly exhibiting some of these symptoms of over playing of minecraft.

HUssein mindero 4 years ago

407: you got plastic surgery and an operation so your body and organs are made out of cubes.

L0rdLogan 4 years ago

408 you hope that one day you can have a buildcraft factory in your own home [complete with your own oil spawn] [real life]

409: You hope that one day you will be able to build a automatic automated house to make things for you, using a remote order -Real life]

410: you wounder why when you punch leaves you don't get saplings

411: You read every single comment on this page (like i did)

412 You signed up for this website just to post a comment.

Crafty 4 years ago

415: you step outside and see how every thing can be made in the game

... 4 years ago

416: you start punching trees in real life and wonder why you cant cut through and you wonder why it hurts your health

HUssein mindero 4 years ago

417you seen a ball and call the police.

418 you sued someone for playing with a ball not a cube.

minecraft is my drug 4 years ago

your friends dress up as zombies, creepers, spiders, and endermen for halloween

HUssein mindero 4 years ago

420 - you played so much that your computer gets fried.

404 Real life not found 4 years ago

419 You read this comment...

420 You only wear a blue shirt with red pants and have a cardboard head.

421 You are subscribed to everything Minecraft on YouTube.

StevexD 4 years ago

422 you think when you place a torch on the wall it will light up

Ninjacat 4 years ago

You think that Notch is a god.

MineCraft Master 4 years ago

423 you dream about building a portal in real life so you can go to miinecraft without your laptop

Divax 4 years ago

424 You wonder why u can kill a spinder and not get string to make a bow

Paulsoaresjr 4 years ago

425: You post a comment in the name of a famous minecrafter

426 FTW 4 years ago

426: You think that a 1x1x1 crafting table can really craft 2x1x1 beds.

... 4 years ago

427:You write Minecraft sex stories

afsdwefwagrth 4 years ago

428: you read this and all the comments

leo2541 4 years ago

429: You tried to lock your chest or door with a sign . (in real life)

430: You made your map into world map without using any mods/hack. (Minecraft)

# i think this is not 101 anymore. 555

HAPPY FACE! 4 years ago

96 is wrong you DO have to eat food in order to stay alive in minecraft since the 1.8 update

me 4 years ago

all these relate to me :O

URT 4 years ago

431: You realize that you spent an hour to read all of this, instead of playing minecraft.

Snackal 4 years ago

432: You expect to eat a whole chicken in 3 seconds.

Lolcat101 4 years ago

433 - You keep whacking sheeps, pigs and cows thinking that you will get free food.

434 - You try to find a stronghold to get to the End world.

Kory 4 years ago

435: you think that music blocks are mp3 players

raiden1630 4 years ago

436: you think when you die you can just respawn next to your bed .....a bed made out of wool and wood (in real life)

437: you nnotice that this is not 437 because lots of these are duplicates ... oh wait this was already said ... well i guess because i said that its not the same

Kowaleyer 4 years ago

In the actual lists, the numbers that apply to me are 21, 51, 54, 63, 65, 69, 79, 81, 82, 83, 91, and 100. I play too much Minecraft.

Icedog68 4 years ago

I actually suffer from some of these.

dachief137 4 years ago

438: You read 438 comments about minecraft.

I heart minecraft 4 years ago

439: you wonder why they never taught you about the mushroom biome in school.

440: you become an explorer to search for a mooshroom so you can end world hunger.

441: you actually count all the duplicated comments on this page.

442: you read all 442 of these comments then signed up so you could post one.

Jourdan 4 years ago

443: you punch a light bulb and wonder light bulb y u no give me glowstone

DerpCraft 4 years ago

444: You try to use Too Many Items in real life.

Shallowpool 4 years ago

445: You panic if there is more then 36 items in your backpack, screaming "I can't pick up anything!!!" (in real life.)

446: You refuse to carry more then 9 things at a time. Ever. (in real life.)

AlexTu 4 years ago

447. You kill animals and people to get xp and get a book and try to enchant your fist.

448. You try to make a mob trap in your backyard.

449. You go get scissors (shears) and cut 64 leaf block and wonder why its 1 mm tall.

450. You get your bottle of water and put it in the fridge and wait some mins and drink it and say " THIS POTION IS SLOWNESS "

VikeStep 4 years ago

451. You jump up the side of a hill (in real life)

Tristan 4 years ago

Meta-Inf is the minecraft devil

Herobrine 4 years ago

Too many of these to count count for me

jdolan8 4 years ago from USA

452. You grab a bow and arrow, and go out creeper hunting

jdolan8 4 years ago from USA

453. You were the first to notice that people keep saying that beds are made of stone and wool, not wood and wool

HUssein mindero 4 years ago

454: you've started mining bedrock on survival mode (minecraft) and ragequit after 215,000,000 years.

umm... don't need responssse... dont assssssk.... or elssssse! 4 years ago

455: You have your house the same height as you because you are scared of tall black people getting in and killing you

456: you found and befriended a creeper in real life.

457: you think of the world as a huge mod.

ssssssssss....BOOOOOOOM 4 years ago

458:You started breaking bedrock (123456789987654321 years later) You finally fall into the void

Jim 4 years ago

459: you put the letter "T" before you type anything.

460:you ACTUALLYread up to here.

461:your afraid to write or type something in all caps because you may get banned(in real life)

minaknapp 4 years ago

u don't know what to do in life other than play minecraft until u die ( and when and u go to either heaven or hell u STILL are playing minecraft cause u go back to ur house

minaknapp 4 years ago

u get deppressed when u aren't playing minecraft

lol 4 years ago

462:you punch wood and you bleed

johnjohn254 4 years ago

462:You Panic when you hear a ssss sound

463:You try to fly a pig off a cliff (irl)

464:You read all the comments above

Sean 4 years ago

you use flint and steal(irl) but instead of portal u get a busted house

Mrfooledya 4 years ago

LOL I was actually counting a house by blocks and have come to the conclusion that my neighborhood is mostly houses of the 20x10x20 size and that i can make window planters out of steps and buttons on the wall.

Israphel 4 years ago

465:you made THE BEST MAP EVER IN THE WHOLE WORLD and put it up for download.

Timfrank 4 years ago

LOLLOL yeah i'm addicted to minecraft fo' sure! After reading this list iv'e done every one of them!

Bennyguest 4 years ago

466: You hve so many minecraft worlds that the scroll bar is a milimeter thich.

467: You dye your bed red (IRL)

Minecraft addict 4 years ago

Number whatever: you see something round and you run and hide in a corner rocking back and forth telling yourself it's just a dream! :p

Kim12321 4 years ago

468: You expect to survive if you jump out of a cliff and land in 1m deep water

Chicken 4 years ago

You go around hunting ME

mods folder 4 years ago

the scroll bar in the mods folder is 0.000000000000000000001 nanometers thick.

planesguy 4 years ago

468: You build a McDonalds.

nohicom 4 years ago

469: every thing on this page applies to you

lewis909 4 years ago

you know how many blokes your home is from whar you are at.

yodleee 4 years ago

471: you seem tokill yourself all the time in lava for no reason

yodleee 4 years ago

472: you always think a a zombie pigman and a ghast will

kill you during...whatever

Niny101 4 years ago

473: You think a green plant is a creeper at first glance

Niny101 4 years ago

474: you start to search for a village in the hope that you will find a diamond in the blacksmiths chest

AKMiner98 4 years ago

475: When you decide to torture villagers like you do in minecraft

476: When you start saving to blow up you village with tnt [in real life]

477: You read my post?!?

Bluedude 4 years ago

478: you try to tame a wolf with a bone by killing your friend, and the wolf attacks you (in real life)

Ry 4 years ago

479: you think your cat used to be an ocelot

/\/\UDK1P 4 years ago

480: you give a leopard fish and wonder why it mauled you and you are in intensive care

P.S. i wrote the last 1 it wasn't from ry

/\/\UDK1P 4 years ago

481: you get angry that your trunk reeks when you put buckets of milk ( that you got from punching a cow for a LOOOOOOOONG time with an iron bucket ) in there for weeks and it spills and spoils

somebody 4 years ago

470- your score is over 9000!

somebody 4 years ago

482-you explore every single chunk in your world and mined it down ti the bedrock 483-you did it in real life but cant figure out why you haven't found the void 484-you thought people had it right before THE WORLD IS FLAT

bill nye the scince guy... 4 years ago

LOL i play minecraft but i dont do all of these :b

Greekfreak43 4 years ago

483-when you sceam at Physicists saying that the world is flat!

Nick 4 years ago

When you start playing at 6:00 pm and stop at 6:30 pm and think "ughhh that wasn't enough time" even though it's really 6:30 pm the next day.

zeldaofminecraftia 4 years ago

1363387772266:get confused when no mobs spawn and think "I must have mobs turned off"

Guest 4 years ago

484-You can't fall asleep because there are siblings too close to you

blackjack 4 years ago

489- you build a piston trap to keep noobs from stealing ur items

fjhfhffhf 4 years ago

490-you go to consult your doctor because you aren't blocky enough

blackjack 4 years ago

491- is when u have a creeper stalking u around ur map

darkshadowwolfangel 4 years ago

492 - you don't know what dogs are

agentSafeGuard 4 years ago

493. You believe that the moon rises in the north and sets in the south.

494. You insist that the inside of the earth has a hollow inside called Void, and there is no mantle and core.

Messey 4 years ago

495: You Read every one of these

blackjack 4 years ago

496-when u get a tame cat with u near ur chicken farm and kills all of ur chickens

Minecraftman 4 years ago

495: u play so much ur eyes r roling around in ur head!

Minecraftman 4 years ago

496: u believe that u can make a tv out of clay and bookshelves. (real life)

497: wen u saw a dog with a ball, u ran away becus u thot u would cach circlitus.

ahtaha;klthkath 4 years ago

498:when there are 497 previous posts about signs that your addicted to minecraft.

zukars3 4 years ago

499: you have started to make minecraft papercraft all day.

500: when you tried to do 499, you broke your printer.

Justus 4 years ago


You try to craft an eye of ender then throwing it in the air expecting it to go to a stronghold.

a person 4 years ago

502: you read ever single comment on this page while playing minecraft on voice commands.

KK 4 years ago

503: You pour dye on a sheep hoping the sheep's offspring turn the same colour

504: You see someone who is blind (without pupils) and scream HEROBRINE!!!!!!!

505: You ask the pet shop owner who tamed the ocelots

HEROBRINE 4 years ago


507:you tried to get some bedrock

tkoutn 4 years ago

508: you call gunpowder sulphur and diamond emerald

kari 4 years ago

: you read ever single comment on this page while playing minecraft on voice commands.

Someone 4 years ago

509: You forge skeletons for bones to make a bone meal

510: You wander why lava doesn't spread around and fall from ceilings (Classic)

511: You say/type '/lava' to get info about a volcano

512: You've read this far while gladly smiling about what you've been doing for the past 4 years.

513: You know how to make Megaman in Minecraft. BLINDFOLDED.

514: You have corrected every statement on this article.

515: You think that Notch is greater than Chuck Norris or/and God.

516: ???


Jtkemp101010 4 years ago

518: you sprint back into class to get the pencil you dropped before it despawns (in real life)

Diggernic 4 years ago

I am a MAJOR minecraft fanatic

1000000: when you punch a sign that says PORCHOPS FOR SALE you are dissapointed that you fdont get one pop un in ur bag

Chichiwauwa09 4 years ago

All of them are about me, esspcially 158! EVERYTHING is made of blocks to me.

519.u get coal and sticks and put them together in hope of torches!

orandomone 4 years ago

519: you go to your nearest farm and start killing pigs sheep and chickens

Notch 4 years ago

520:Your Name is steave all the time when you kill the enderdragon you shoud be called "enderdragonkiller"

Notch 4 years ago

number 590 tried to ,make a diamond pickaxe

Balchmore 4 years ago

591 : In real life you go pick mushrooms and feed them to cows to see if they will turn into mooshrooms.

Connor 4 years ago

Your mad that they don't have technology in minecraft

I like waffles 4 years ago

You don't mod

4 years ago

#122: You buy coal, find sticks, super glue them together, light them on fire, and place them everywhere you go so you can find your way back home

Arthurdutra 4 years ago pay attention to the number of how many comments there are.....btw join my server plssssssssss BOOM..

a random person 4 years ago

592: play Minecraft the minute you get home or wake up on weekends.

SheWolfey515 4 years ago

523: you try to punch down a tree with your bare hands but they break

524: You get in your bed, sleep for 3 seconds and expect it to be morning (IRL)

525: You cautiosly open the door in the morning and go outside, checking for creepers and skeletons etc (IRL)

Notch's Assistant 4 years ago

im afraid thats what i have i hit my friends for bones

i just don't pick my nose for slimeballs

jack 4 years ago

526: when you go under a tunnel you afraid that you will run into lava

527:when a track is painted red you think that if a cart goes by it will go 50 miles an hour

Person82 4 years ago

528: You kill tall black people hoping to make an end portal

Joe 4 years ago

you hear a snake hiss and you duck and jump for cover

Eddingt0n 4 years ago

130 applys to me

Eddingt0n 4 years ago

these are funny but some of them are true

Eddingt0n 4 years ago

some/most of these apply to me

HCV 4 years ago

529: You ty to cover your compass with paper and expect a map of earth.

530: When your hungry you will start looking for stray rotten flesh!

Celecat 4 years ago

531)When you change your bed to look exactly like minecrafts

532)When you've read all 532 of these waiting for you're sand to turn into glass (reality)

Minecrafterawesom 4 years ago

533: you are a billionair and have decided to geneticly alter pigs to make creepers and Locke them in your privet zoo or sell them at actun to the highst bidder

MinecraftGuy'sShit 4 years ago

most of these apply to me lol

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

534: You stack rocks on top of each other thinking you will build a house

535: You hit people with eggs and wonder why chickes didn't pop out

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

536: You go mad wating for you tree to grow necause it doesn't grow in two days in the real world

537: You end up in the hospital because you broke your fists trying to remodle your driveway

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

538: You drop something and just stand there waiting for it to come back

539: You dump of water on the ground and wonder why people aren't swept away

Timmy 4 years ago

539 when you go into a jungle and expect to find tameable cats

Guest 4 years ago

540: when you watch EVREY video on utube about minecraft

and read ereything there is to know about all the blocks

and mobs on minecraft

SuperDeuce 4 years ago

''8. You’ve tried gathering saplings in real life by beating leaves with sticks (and other tools)''

Sticks aren't tools. ;)

why did you read this far? 4 years ago

You know because you not only read EVERY comment up to now, but you also plan to write a new entry yourself, and not only that, but that makes you part of the group that has made the list FIVE TIMES longer.

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

Lol this is hilarious I love it and am addicted to minecraft I lost count of witch ones were me lol

Notch's Brother 4 years ago

540: When you start to wonder how long this is going to be.

tailo 4 years ago

541: you jump out of a building thinking you will respawn

mike101 4 years ago

542: You count which signs are doubled but don't try correcting them.

543: You encourage other people to make this six times longer.

544: You go back to playing minecraft and comeback to read the new signs.

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

555: you scream at your computer because of dobles and mistakes

Thelongrun 4 years ago

You read over 555 posts and you wish there was more

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

556: You drink a fire-resistance potion and go swim in lava

557: You wonder why your real flint and tinder doesn't start a huge fire on the girst strike

558: You think cactus can grow anywhere

559: You cimmand your snowmN to throw

McKillerRus 4 years ago

545: You are drawing pictures about minecraft

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

Sorry about that but I saw a spider!

559: You command your snowman to throw snowballs at people know what i mean! 4 years ago

111-you think herobrine follows you in the bathroom

Joe Clark 4 years ago

560:you put a torch on a wall expecting it to stick there and burn forever.

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

561: you think of new ones as you read this and are runing out of ideas because there are so meny!!

562: you and your friends have started to do things on this list because you thought it was funny.

HIM 4 years ago

563: You start to get bad dreams about Herobrine, and intentionally jump of a cliff to try and respawn without the dreams.

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

564: You discover how Creepers are made

565: You see "Level Up" and become nervous that monsters will leak into our world

566: You see a car and think its a minecart without tracks

567: You think "the force" is made up of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks and Notch's superior imagination

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

568: You make an exact replica of your house on minecraft

569: You see a book in real life and cant find the controls

570: You think you can get a cat by golding a fish in front of them

HA!Ur reading my name! It's GemDragon! And I have an awesome skin! 4 years ago

571: You think that you can climb a redwood of you put sheared vines on top of the bark.

572: You make a cult of Notch followers

573: You fear for herobrine in ur bed (I really do help me plz my heart is beating soooo fast)

574: U think that if u stuff fish in a wild cat's mouth it will shrink, change color, and scare of creeper demons.

575: When u do D&D you say your name in Steve, u r one of the blocko tribe, and u work underground.

576: You fall hopelessly in love with yogscast

577: Y am i still writing i should be playing minecraft?

578: You write a book on adventures in minecraft, but changed slightly so notch cant sue u.

579: You think endermen r really real men and creepers r really women, so u r not alone, and u wont love anyone in real life unless their head is more....square.

580: You sing so many minecraft parodies that ur friends stuff cake in ur mouth to sut u up. (in game, on a server)

I am a enderman. Help me..... PLease read this. I am the only known ender that can write. We r cursed men, i swear, if u would give a chance..... 4 years ago

A EnderPoem

I am midnight, and everyone fears me

They look in my eyes, but they do not see

I cry too, not just you

I want to have a lover true

plz, will u be mine?

I will love until death time

just don't leave me

you must see

I will not hurt u, dear

I am truly, lovingly sincere,

my prple eyes sparkle with hurt

ppl accuse of stealing dirt

Plz, plz, stay with me

eye contact is the key

Others always ran

For im an enderman

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

571: You laugh at people that still think zombies die with salt

572: You believe "Easier said than done" is an insult to Minecraft

573: You wont eat green eggs in ham in fear that it could have been a Creeper

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

574: You never see this because you are playing Minecraft

575: You've finally learned to jump on clouds

576: You're bored by all the monsters now

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

577: You create your own mods

578: You watch Dracula and yell, "Skylord_Vitali!"

hrehhfhrhhhdefr 4 years ago

579: you watch game commentators play minecraft

ALL day long!!!

braink37 4 years ago

580: when in trouble, or bored you think t/home

anonymous 4 years ago

581: you go to a subway station in some city up north and start to hit the rails in hopes of making your own railroad

crazygamer2255 4 years ago

these honestly apply to me!


A man 4 years ago

582: You wonder how you are alive without having Java installed. (Real Life)

The Guy Next Door 4 years ago

583: You wonder how that plane flying is flying around without ModLoader

young_henry 4 years ago

584 your minecraft user name and password are the same for every thing else on the computer

pokémon157 4 years ago

585. You learn code to make aether blorps (and even beyond if the mood strikes you (blorps are from more creeps and weirdos))and make them the bosses of some new type or kind of dungeon.

586. You then make your sick, twisted new creation compatible with the latest version of minecraft.

587. You trained your typing speed beyond insanity to get away from griefers without losing any time when you hurl insults over your shoulder/to not lose your quarry while griefing and teasing them.

588. You have made so many iron golems to be your bodyguards that any griefers who dare to mess with you are either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid.

589. You actually read all of these far enough to post your own comment and a fair share of them apply to you.

MinecraftedMinecrafter 4 years ago

590: you yell MINECRAFT and do everything

Ollie 4 years ago

585: You wonder what that red stuff coming from your hand is after you tried, (and failed) to get wood from punching a tree

586: When you see a horse, you scream in terror and confusion, run home, and have a mental breakdown praying to Notch to save you, (irl)

587: You wonder if you're hallucinating when you see something round, (irl)

588: You go into a coma when someone tells you that reality is not Minecraft

589: You don't know what a gun is

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

590: you wright poems about minecraft

591: you read these at night so no one will take your ideas whal tiping

592: you hate every one who does not like minecraft doesn't know about minecraft or insolts minecraft

593:you have posted more than 10 coments (me)

594: hate black people because of endermen

595: if someone paints them self green you cower in your basement hoping the creeper doesn't find you

596: you type a bunch to get to a certon number

597: you are lost with out minecraf

598: you incurage minecraft related behavior

599: you cry when sperated frome your minecraft worlds

600: you cheer when you saw it hit 600(irl(in real life(I didn't know ether)))lol;)

The Minecrafter 4 years ago

601: You don't like your painting, so you punch it down and wonder why it dosnt give you a different picture. [irl]

602: You wonder why you can't make pixal art out of wool blocks. [irl]

603: You are afraid of your brother cause you think he's herobrine. [irl]

604: You think you can get shuger by punching reeds. [irl]

605: You think you can jump on Lilly pads and not sink. [irl]

606: You've played minecraft so much that you forgot how to blink [IRL]

Shark man 4 years ago

607: You have a creeper shirt and a Steve Block head.

Minecrafter 4 years ago

You can't figure out why chopping up a log won't make 4 times as many planks.

Mr. Mathcraft 4 years ago

In math class, you use more graphing paper sketching minecraft designs then doing math.

Freeman Minecrafter 4 years ago

If you play more than a Year you start To Greifer EVERYTHING

The Minecrafter 4 years ago

608: You filled up an entire map with TNT And lit it

609: You Had a roommate named herobrine until notch removed him from MC

610: You are afraid of lepricons cause you think there creepers

never get tierd of minecraft12323 4 years ago

611:wear lether hopeing it protecs you.

some1 4 years ago

you actually ignore the comments that said : u r still reading this . and u read this comment

Stubacca 4 years ago

You start 2 imagine Wat ur house would look like in minecraft

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

Lol he was removed but putback in if you knowtes in the 1.2.5 udatedes it says "removed all gohstly mobs from LOARD HEROBRAIN's control" not quite exactly but ya

EpicLozzy 4 years ago

You try and use redstone instead of wires

plopo1 4 years ago

612: u think "t" b4 u talk

Daniel0202 4 years ago

612: you cant figure out why after 5 years of digging

you cant find any diamonds

Puma 4 years ago

613 you get mad that your rooftop doesn't float when you build a house (real life)

614 you throw a chicken hoping u will get meat and feather

Notch 4 years ago

615) you are seeing herobrine (in mc) when I removed him

616) you send codes to mojang to help them make minecraft pe like the pc version

Person man 4 years ago

1 sign ur parents r mean

1)they don't let u play mc when it's the only thing u like 2 do

Chuck Norris 4 years ago

617:You taming a COW,CHICKEN,SHEEP and PIG using the WHEAT :)

awesomeshadow11 4 years ago

618: You think your town needs more glowstone lamps.

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

618: You find Notch's diary

619: You create mods

620: You wonder why plants don't shoot up when fertalized

person 4 years ago

621: you read all 620 of these

622: you make mods in hopes that you can use them in real life

623: your still reading

O.O 4 years ago

really i'm a minecraft fan but from 101 to 626 OMFG you guys don't have a life XDDDDDD me neither XD

626 - you think your in creative mode (in real life) and break the bedrock you fall expecting to fall in the void but you fall in the lava XD ZOMG

YAM!!! 4 years ago

your STILL reading this article

Diamonddiger 4 years ago

627: You avoid all blind people

628: Your dog reads these all

629: P

thadeadmonkey 4 years ago

630:you have read 630 comments (and continue to read them)

Israphel 4 years ago

630: you kill random people thinking that they are NPC villagers.

Israphel 4 years ago

631: You find 3 diamonds under your house but throw them in lava when you cant make a diamond pickaxe. (in real life)

epic sign 4 years ago

This is all in real life:

632: You jump off a 100 block high building into 3 blocks of water, thinking you won't be hurt at all.

633: You're in a street fight, and you pull out your diamond sword, and the other guy pulls out a gun, and you yell "HACKER!"

634: You die and expect to respawn.

Abrogator 4 years ago

635: You become excessively frustrated just before you die, because doing a weird squating motion didn't keep you from falling off of the cliff, and now you have to rush back to pick up all of your items before they disappear.

Flying_b 4 years ago

636: You use your Minecraft username on these articles.

Amidthune 4 years ago

637: You are surprised that plants (trees, cacti, etc.) do not always grow upright in a straight direction.

Amidthune 4 years ago

638: you explore underground hoping to find a large wooden maze with melon seeds inside, so you can plant them in your farm instead of going to your local grocery store to buy melons or seeds.

daimond bling! 4 years ago

639:you get to the end of your world( in minecraft)

jomama 4 years ago

640:you think if you rub cheap fertilizer on a sapling it grow into a full-grown tree

YAM!!! 4 years ago

your STILL reading this article!?

josh W 4 years ago

641: your immediate answer to th question:If you were stranded on an island and only had one thing,what would you choose? is wood

LMNOP 4 years ago

you give meat to your your dogs and expect a baby

mineaphobic 4 years ago

you go to the zoo and hive an ocelot raw meat and think it will be your cat

ehippo hippo àddict bigmouth ethan skybyte cameraon 4 years ago

644:You installed spc irl

645:using spc irl u destroyed earth byspawning 10000 enderdragons and not knowing about the /killall command. :,D

Mr_Roboman4321 4 years ago

646:You press t before saying anything in gmail

Minecrafterawsome 4 years ago

647: you think you have to type to talk

648: you make a few to get to a certon number

649: you get angry at your girlfriend because she hates minecraft

650: you cheer when he coments get so long we are one our way to timsing the list by 7!!!

XXXDDD 4 years ago

651:you spend all you're time thinking that if you find a steve (a real living person) that if you can make a TNT trap he'll drop a bunch of items!!!

gerya 4 years ago

#57 got me perfectly lol

Yoshi 4 years ago

652: You tried to press 6 wooden blocks together and expect it to become a door.

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

653: You build your own MPC Village and make a castle to go next to it

654: You know I'm not talking about creative mode

655: You shove a villager into an aether portle

cj 4 years ago

659:you try installing mods to your head to make the world better place

660:you think everyone else in the world is an NPC villager

pizza 4 years ago

661: you skip work 5 times a week to play minecraft.

662: you get up at 11 P.M to play minecraft.

663: you have been trying to make your house more....SQUARE.

Nick 4 years ago

You jump o high towers, hoping not to take damage if you land in water.

Hi People 4 years ago

664: Your and your friend were talking about reincarnation and your friend accidentally calls it respawning. (Actually happened, it was hilarious)

FishyPlanet 4 years ago

665: Your will stipulates that Nuance 1-3,Hal 1-4, Calm 1-3, and Piano 1-3 must all be played at your funeral. Anyone who is not COMPLETELY SILENT and at COMPLETE ATTN gets none of the inheritance.

theZetoranian 4 years ago

CRAP; you really got me on number 57...

:l Sad, isn't it?

Beyond Birthday 4 years ago

If more than 5 of these apply to you, seek medical help please. I'm afraid for you.

meh 4 years ago

666: ask a police officer how he installed the gun mod

Hellboy 4 years ago

668: you go to the nether and try to find a blaze spawner (real life)

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

669: You start bringing all the blocks from the nether back to the real world

670: You have your own lab underground to test monsters

671: You never go outside on Holoween

Minecraft4evar 4 years ago

672: You read all 672 comments

FishyPlanet 4 years ago

673: In real life, you dodge lilly-pads whilst row-boating.

674: You get the book with ink and quill so that you can write your final papers for univerity in minecraft.

675: In real life, you fail more than one of your university finals because you're too busy playing minecraft and can't figure out how to export the papers you've written in minecraft to a printable format(that's me).

676: In real life, you don't get your wife anything for mother's day because the two of you have been arguing about how much time you spend playing minecraft (thats me).

677: In real life, your three year old son wakes up from a nightmare screaming, crying, and then whimpering about zombies and skeletons (thats my son).

678: You begin to think of "In real life" as the overworld; or, the world outside of minecraft.

679: In minecraft, you habitually close the doors of the villagers just out of respect for their homes (this, too, is me).

680: You begin to roam around minecraft pondering what additons you can make to this list (yep, me).

681: In real life, the only foods you desire are porkchops, steaks, cakes, bread and mushroom stew, apples, fish and cookies (not me yet...).

682: In real life, you become excited about the prospect of this list reaching 1001.

683: You order a minecraft poster to hang on your wall.

684: Your spouse rips the poster off of the wall....

685: You try to tape the poster back together and then order another when you realize that repair is not a possiblity.

686: 683, 684, and 685 lead to the biggest argument that you have ever had with your spouse,the word divorce has been thrown around and is looming; it is 4am in the morning, but you are laughing at these posts on one monitor while waiting for your garden to grow on another monitor....

687: Your entire extended family thinks that you are ruining your life over a "stupid video game" (guess...)

688: You know all the words to Bobby Yarsulik's "MineCraft: The Song"

It is so addictive, they should call it minecrack...

Graelyn 4 years ago

You Measure things in the real world by blocks. (e.g. That door is two blocks high, so that window must be about four blocks up.)

LegoXman 4 years ago

689: you try to install lava to make trash night easier.

Minecraft4Evar 4 years ago

690: You see a ball (In real life) and you scream at notch to make a patch

691: You skip School and try to make a Nether Portal (In real life)

dave 4 years ago

692 you give a cat fish and it transforms

Nick 4 years ago

693 You go to high places at night so a zombie cant get you

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

694: You marry your wife twice, in life and minecraft

695: The rest of your life you play skyrim

696: You have coffee with Notch

mushroom_lady 4 years ago

hey dudes i play Minecraft and its the BEST GAME EVER!here are some tips:kill a pig (if you can find one)punch a tree for wood always ask for extra mushrooms and sneak into the garage at night and turn them into stew and last but not least,ALWAYS TRY AND LOOK FOR HEROBRINE (your brother or sister or mailman:)run at them screaming:get away!and hit them with your sword.BYE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!i mean GOOD NIGHT!:)

Creeper_Boss 4 years ago

697: you shovel snow and hope to get a snowball. (in real life)

698: You put a pumpkin on a pile of snow and are confused because it doesn't make a snowman golem.

creepervsdog 4 years ago

699: You learn how to hack the splash texts so it says whatever you want

700: You download every snapshot

the master of black wool 4 years ago

701:when your about to get hurt you think its okay if i dye ill just respawn(real life)

Rawaaz 4 years ago

702: You put a saddle on a pig and you think you can't take it off (In real life)

Nick 4 years ago

703: You wonder why people attack you when you enter their house (In real life)

NGXII 4 years ago

704: You've downloaded a .OGG player and listen to the minecraft songs straight from their folders while studying for finals.

VenomSniper 4 years ago

705: You keep feeding your new dog bones so you wont have to buy a collar for it

MINECRAFT 4 years ago

706: you'r afraid your world will crash (in real life

Mary12632 4 years ago

LOL I have alot of these...

Minecraftaddiction 4 years ago

707: You belive that you can kill people in a 'mob village' in plain sight and nobody will do anything.

Midnight Skye 4 years ago

708: You started an automated pumpkin farm that takes up 20x20 chunks.

709: You have explored every cave in the over world and the nether.

710: You actually built a watch which only shows dawn and dusk.

711: You can't remember where you spawned.

712: You installed older versions of minecraft so you could try the outdated mods.

713: You're still reading this list.

bob 4 years ago

714: you notice tht everyone is skipping around in numbers

awesomethan 4 years ago

i am a total minecraft addict and my server is no caps and no spaces. :D

Andjac 4 years ago

715. You have made a gigantic glowstone sun in Minecraft, turning night into day and made mobs go extinct.

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

716: You have created a new world you call the Leaether

717: You have found Herobrine and convinced him to turn back to good

eatthewaffles 4 years ago

718: You see a dark area and think about putting a torch there.

eatthewaffles 4 years ago

719: You hear a sound and relate it to a Minecraft sound.

me 4 years ago

720:you finished the game the first day the update came out for the enderdragon

TheIt 4 years ago

721: You hope that when you have no cookers, eating raw meat will heal you

BlackHawk 4 years ago

you run into a creeper [you panic] then the creeper says "Howdy Do" and your like WHAT THE FU--

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carlarmes 4 years ago from Bournemouth, England

For no reason what so ever you scream aarrrhh, creeper in public while shopping, your children laugh and your wife looks at you in a 'will you grow up' way.

blueyoshi1124 4 years ago

722:you go up to a wild cat hoping to tame it but you wonder why did it chase you instead of running away

723:when a wolf shows up in your house you get bones and thnk ill just tame it

724:all of your senses are in minecraft

725: you think that when your not on minecraft your in minecraft playing the real life game

726: you think the minecraft world was made before the real world

727: you think minecraft is more inportant then real life

728:you think that one day you will rise up and defeat ender dragon (in real life)

729:you set raw bacon on fire but you wonder why it turned into coal

730:you believe the world is a cube

Creeper 4 years ago

the 5 ways you know your insain in minecraft

1 you run into a creeper

2 you fall in love with a skeleton

3 you think you can tame a creeper

4 you try to tame a creeper but you get blown up

5 you spent your entire life building a city in minecraft

hahahahaha minecraft right? 4 years ago

731:you see a lizard and you run away thinking the lizard is ender dragon

732:your eyes are turning into squares

733:you think that if you mine gravel silver fish will come out

734:you run when you see silver fish (in rl)

735 you eat alot because you think you never get fat (cause in minecraft you don't get fat)

736:you think that if you eat in minecraft its filling you in real life too

737:you kill a pig but you wonder wheres the uncooked bacon

738:your dream is to be the first person on earth to find earth's void

739:you feel a strange urge to go into a mine and get gold

someone 4 years ago

740: you read all 740 of these

Colby 4 years ago

When you go to bed in real life you hope to skip to morning.

Herobrine 4 years ago

742: You have created millions of facebook accounts so you can like minecraft millions of times

Devin 4 years ago

743: You break your wires to turn things off.(Real life)

744: You don't leave anything laying around because you think it'll despawn.(Real Life)

745: You post this page on facebook.

minecraft 4 years ago

746: You thought that #134 was in minecraft, not "in real life (whatever that means)"

minecraft 4 years ago

747: You have searched the minecraft website every day for any more information about the game.

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

748: People aask you if you believe in ghosts and your correct them by saying ghasts.

749: When you play Nazi Zombies you only use the knife not the guns

Devin 4 years ago

750: When you try typing something with fire in it and instead say furnace. EX: fireplace = furnace

751: When you look at #747 and think of going to build a 747.

Devin 4 years ago

752: You remade your house in minecraft.

753: You play minecraft on PC, 360, and Mobile.

754: You bought a diamond pickaxe and a steve helmet.(irl)

755: You run around and raid peoples houses for diamonds.(irl)

756: You start a new country with a craftocracy for a government.

757: In your new country you can ban griefers.(irl)

758: You hit cows with buckets expecting to get milk.(irl)

759: Your parents ground you for talking about minecraft to much.(irl)

760: You set a goal to make 101 signs in these comments.(irl)

761: You make a documentary movie about minecraft.(irl)

762: You need to eat three steaks in real life before your not hungry anymore.

763: You ditch your diamonds in a bush to get later when getting chased by loan sharks in minecraft.

764: You go to Minecon(irl)

765: You plan on being a creeper for Hallowen(irl)

766: You've seen EditZP's, InTheLittleWoods's, and Tobuscus's entire set of minecraft videos.

767: You made a minecraft song parody.

768: You burn down houses when your bored.

769: You forget your goal to post 101 signs for later so you can play minecraft.

Jennaka7 4 years ago

770: You think everything moving is a creeper/skeleton/zombie.

zane 4 years ago

771: u realize that there are 770 signs u played to much so u play some more until theres 800

??? 4 years ago

772: You finished this list (even if this isn't the last comment)

Diamonddigger 4 years ago

773: You wonder why you don't see many cows with mushrooms on their backs

774: You think you can just have glass by burning sand

wowguyepic 4 years ago

773: you are one of the over 800 who commented on this list

a person 4 years ago

You know the ip of your favorite server better than your own phone number.

awsomegirl5 4 years ago

heyoo.... here's another one i think you missed... you wish you could see real obsidian and mix lava and water (put the lava on the water first!!!!) XD

awsomegirl5 4 years ago

you make a creeper pinata and fill it with gunpowder at your next birthday!

awsomegirl5 4 years ago

you set a trap for a chicken expecting it to get trapped (the trap is a minecart)

Ganalf232 4 years ago

775: You whistle at your pet-wolf to try and get it's attention.

Wyvy 4 years ago

The joys of lego suddenly make much more sense.

Blah 4 years ago

You decided to read this article to help you with your physics final tomorrow...(me :(

UselessFlaw 4 years ago

776: You read This whole page in an hour while playing minecraft...

I'm not the only one Am I... all 775???

UselessFlaw 4 years ago

You forgot to finish your minecraft mod to read this

Amagawdd 4 years ago

777: When you walk into a dark room, waiting to get jumped by some creeper or zombie (real life) D;

xXSiiRB34STXx 4 years ago

778 : You Travel The World Hoping To Find A Mushroom Biome.

chinese_jelly 4 years ago

779 - you punched a pole forgetting about your knuckles

780 - you punched your girlfriend in the face thinking life is a pvp server

Tylerthecreator 4 years ago

781 when you realize that you have no life reading these comments and playing minecraft and you go oh well

Celecat 4 years ago

782: You've built a mansion out of diamond blocks complete with furniture (on survival!)

783: You've met Herobrine more than once.

gold 4 years ago

785:You never sleep because not every one in the world is in a bed

sebastian 4 years ago

you don't go to the toilet

Petrov 4 years ago

78: you stayed on this website log enough to read past 500..

Petrov 4 years ago

Whoops 578 not 78

Petrov 4 years ago

God dammit 786

why cant i get that right

blablabla 4 years ago

102:you scared of a black man with a stone at his hand and look at you (sorry if my english not good at english)

LimePee 4 years ago

Don't know what number (lol) All of your subscriptions on youtube does minecraft

adf afasdfas 4 years ago

Whatever number this is-

You've killed Herobrine at least 10 times.

Creeper 4 years ago

#789 You test 100% for Minecraft Addiction

Craftmine 4 years ago

790. You made paper out of reeds (real life)

791. You know minecraft more than notch and minecraft wiki

792. You work at mojang

793. You make a minecraft copy

794. You you rebuild china wall , colosseum ,etc in

795. You throw a black pearl and teleported (real life)

796 you made a minecraft parody at the newgrounds

797 you made a church for the notch religion (real life)

798 you bought minecraft to all of your friends so they can play with you

799 you married a creeper

800 you don't have a finger and toe

801 you died and reincarnate in your bed (real life)

802 if you are a police u usually bring up a bow instead for pistol

803 your dresser filled with minecraft clothes and creeper costume

804 you can scare a creeper

805 ironically you can bring a hundred of dirt and iron in your backpack (real life)

806 you can bring more than 8 item at once in your hand (real life)

807 every of your family member play minecraft

808 you can play minecraft in two pc at once

809 you survived in minecraft withou punching a tree first

810 you encountered two herobrine at once

811 you survived creeper explosion a thousand time while standing next to it without cheating

812 you pray to notch everyday

813 you can ride creeper with a saddle

mineman 4 years ago

how to get sound on minecraft ther are oly sounds of animals and waters flowing how to get the sound of walking and destroying blocks?pls let me know

Mr_Creeper1O1 4 years ago

814. You believe you are the commander of all creepers

Herobrine 4 years ago

815. You dig underground and look forever to find slimes.

816. You wish you saw a size 256 slime.

theminer10111 4 years ago

817.When you think the world is cubes

Craftmine 4 years ago

818 you can defeat three enderdragon in less than one minutes without cheating

819 you have joined every clan and archived commander rank in each clan

820 you don't need house to survive

821 you try to make a blog entry like this

822 you built a zoo in survival and have enderdragon there too

823 you saw a ghost in your house and call a firefighter team (real life)

824 you dress with skeleton costume and kill everyone that wear green clothes wit a bow

825 you too scared to watch scooby doo

826 you tried make a paper with sugar

827 you killed spider with a mining tool (real life)

Craftmine 4 years ago

828 your real dog died of hungry because you are too busy for feeding your dog in minecraft

829 you get sick because of too many eating pig

830 you sued certain religion that restricted people to eat pig meat

831 when someone make an ill sound You think there is a zombie and kill him with a sword

832 you think tetris is minecraft

833 you think notch is reincarnation of Jesus

834 When you are on a date you always meet at minecraft

834 you can make a cake in minecraft but cannot even boil a water

835 you throw a bone to a wolf in a zoo hoping to tame it

836 you remember you family and friend by their minecraft name

837 you sued your geology teacher for not teaching you abou mushroom biome

838 you got A+++ in minecraft academy but get -F in your own school

839 you committed suicide if your minecraft Id stolen

840 you get into hospital because trying to punch door,tree,rock with your own hands

841 you go to the butcher and asking for some leather armor

842 you go to jewelry store and ask to the cashier if he own any crafting table

843 you made a more breathtaking landmark in minecraft than in real life

Trevor 4 years ago

844 You make famous constructions from Minecraft in real life.

845 You are working on a giant machine to change the universe and mod real life to be more like Minecraft.

846 You walk into people's houses and look for chests to loot.

847 You wonder how many server slots the world has.

848 You are surprised when friends walk in to your house because you think it is singleplayer.

chuuks 4 years ago

You put a pumpkin on your head to protect you from enderman in real life

Mr_Creeper1O1 4 years ago

849. While playing singleplayer you saw Notch

850. Your best friend is a creeper

851. You woke up one day and saw a creeper, killed it, and you suddenly had gunpowder (in real life)

852. You think your name is Steve

853. Everyone calls you by your Minecraft username because you never stop playing Minecraft in the first place.

854. Your computer has had a funeral

855. Your not even reading this because you're playing Minecraft

856. You realise that there are 856 signs that you've been playing too much Minecraft

Blob 4 years ago

857: You think it is an abomination that atoms are spherical, so you try making a machine to make them cubes.

858: You wonder how the world can run a texture pack with such high resolution.

859: You never go outside because there are things out there that aren't perfectly cubed and have a house in real life that is made with absolutely no curves and 1 metre x 1 metre cubes.

860: You think that the world has no elements beside those found in Minecraft.

861: You think that if you punch stone it will break in about 30 seconds.

Daniel Radcliff 4 years ago

862:you kill yourself if you see a circle but sue the kid playing with the ball before you kill your self (I play Minecraft even though I am a famous person) (Harry Potter)

Crafter 4 years ago

863: you want to learn c++ to mod Minecraft PE to be more like the PC version

Link1234554321 4 years ago

864: You think you can get fly hacks and try to jump off a cliff

TheKidVideoGamer 4 years ago

865: you try to fly.

Adam 4 years ago

865: you try to make a pick axe out of wood

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